

the pirate poemWe get in a boat, we keep it afloat we drink each others piss we drink lots of rum and sail on through the mist we are pirates, on the hunt for aztec gold we wear eye patches, we have scurvy our hair is full of mold we have peglegs, we have parrots we are really mean, we want gold we're real hard swashbuckling fucks and we always smab the deck OI OI we are pirates we like to sing and go on the hunt for ancient bling bling we will never have a satisfying fill till our cap'ns booty has a new grill we are pirates away we must be we are pickin up our swill athe pirate poem